I started to, but got a life threatening paper cut. My pencil ran out of ink. I went to get my books out of my locker and hit my head and passed out.
When I woke up I had amnesia. Wait, what's my name? My brother's sister's aunt's dog's owner's brother's kid locked me in my room all weekend. Just so happened I left my homework on the desk in the office. I cramped my writing hand - masturbating!
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We have a Zero Tolerance policy regarding bigotry and hate speech. Your intolerance and hatred is not welcome here and is likely to result in your being banned. I Didn't do my Homework self. I didn't do the book report. What have book reports ever done for me? Bletherly got to me, I just stared at my desk. I gave her the dumbest response on purpose. It's fun to watch people who think they're smart react to people they think are stupid. It's just, I left it on my desk when my mom called me for dinner and my dog - I didn't have time to take him for a walk - 'cause I was working on the report all day - so he was all riled up and he -".
First, you forgot the due date. Then, your printer ran out of ink, and now I'm afraid this is the last straw. You will report for detention in Mr. Shaw's room after school.
Making me doodle for a couple hours after classes? My parents don't get home until late anyways. They won't even find out about this. I sat through detention then walked home. I pulled my key out of my pocket and opened the front door.
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I Didn't Do My Homework Because is an imagined series of absurd excuses for why the protagonist didn't do his homework. (view spoiler)] Perfectly silly, with fantastic illustrations from Benjamin Chaud. A great gift for grade schooler and grad schooler alike/5.
I have a binder labeled appropriately, No, I didn't do my homework! Within the binder each student has their own recording sheet to keep track of the date, the "excuse" for not doing their homework and what the assignment was.4/5(24). I Didn't Do My Homework. Homework is an essential part of studying, from the elementary school to college. Being a student, I know you have done your fair share of homework so far. But sometimes, you may fail to do your homework. It may fail to be your fault as we all know life sometimes gets in the way of things.
I brought my students to the carpet and previewed the cover, asking them what their honest thoughts were on homework. We discussed the types of assignments they liked and the types they didn't like. Then, I asked students if any of them had ever forgotten to do their homework. My students went absolutely bananas for it! It's such a fun read-aloud, and they were roaring with laughter at each page/excuse. The end is so fun- I won't spoil it, but trust that it's funny! I had them make up their own funny excuse for not doing homework, and the winner received a 'no homework pass' for one night/5(22).